Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

Teagued

To get stolen from by Jeff Teague.

Rondo dribbles down the court tries to crossover and gets Teagued!!!

by WB10 March 4, 2016

Teagued

To get caught in a meaningless long conversation. A conversation that has no point or the point is drawn out unnecessarily.

I was teagued by Franklin when he called yesterday. Anywho, I was teagued when Kate called this morning.

by Elbert 311 June 3, 2018

Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

teague middle school

A school full of fake ass people with no hearts

Teague middle school is a shit hole

by that urban handle January 14, 2018

Teaguer

Pronounced like "Tigger," a Teaguer specifically refers to a person born and raised on Chincoteague Island, VA (Chincoteague itself is pronounced like "Shin'-co-teeg", but locals cram it into two syllables, like "Shinc-tee"). Chincoteague is a tourist town located on the Eastern Shore of Virginia, known for the wild ponies that live on nearby Assateague Island. Teaguers are fiercely proud of the fact that they're from where they're from, for some reason, and call anyone that has not been born and raised on Chincoteague "come heres," while referring to themselves as "from heres." Teaguers also have a distinct variation of the Southern accent.

Them Teaguers don't take no guff from nobody, I tell you what.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

teaguebag

the act of Jeff Teague dunking over another player, so that his nuts are in the mouth of said player

"dude, dave neal totally got teaguebagged with that dunk"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfwcYgNAN8

by wfudeac March 4, 2009