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Teacher Pet 

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside
Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
Teacher Pet by mayker68 February 23, 2022

Teacher's Pet 

An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.
*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Teacher's Pet by Dude678 June 25, 2013

Teacher's pet 

Started even since the beginning of time, a terrible result of a experiment of a no lifer plus a huge suckup. Disastrous when tried to battle since they have the teachers shield.
Hey is that a teacher's pet.

That that is a teach's pet that's what you call a rat.
Teacher's pet by haoyan January 11, 2017

Teacher's pet 

This person is usually really rude and stuck-up to classmates, but pretends to be really nice, helpful, and caring to teachers. These people would go out of their way to help a teacher organize, get materials, and even fill a water bottle or get their lunch. If the class were loud, they would tell them to shut up and not get yelled at but on the other hand if a normal student told the class to be quiet, they would be scolded. This student is also favorite by the teacher and is defend by the teacher if they were accused of something like calling someone names or being rude or bullying. They get privileges that no one else has. In my opinion, they suck.
Teacher's pet: "OMG! Just shut up!"
Teacher: *nods*

Normal student: "Guys, please be quiet!"
Teacher: "Hey! You called out! Weeks detention!"

or...

Teacher's Pet: "Hey, Mrs. Jones! I like your shirt! It's really pretty! Do you need me to get your lunch? I got it."
Teacher: "Why thank you Hannah! You're so always so nice! Here since you are so very kind here's a candy bar!"
(whispers)"I'll give you an A on your next report, how bout' that."
Teacher's Pet: "Thank you Mrs. Jones!"
*runs into Kevin while trying to get lunch*
"F**k you Kevin! You're so annoying! Get out of my way b**ch!"
Kevin: "What did I do?"

Teacher's pet 

Teacher's prized student.
Some of the teachers I had considered me their pet.
Teacher's pet by Saints September 21, 2003

Teacher's pet 

These are the students that the teacher forever adores. The sad thing is that they don't even have to get good grades they just do numerous things that teachers like, such as:

1) Making schoolnotes or the school website their homepage and then subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
2) Buying a gift so expensive they wouldn't get it for their own mother and then subtly mentioning the price where the teacher can overhear
3) Studying all night long just so they wouldn't let the teacher down and subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
4) Observing and yelling at all the troublemakers when the teacher is out of the room and subtly mentioning them by name and his or her own good act of trying to keep them in line where the teacher can overhear

Basically it's those annoying people that always stand by (figuratively) the teacher and mentioning their good deeds subtly where the teacher can overhear. I have also noticed that they are always the ones who come in with the "perfect" project which has all those weird features and everything lamenated and is soooooo creative that they somehow score better than an A+. I hate them so much. >:0
Teacher's pet: Oh, Mrs. Johnston I love that dress. I can't wait to take that test because I studied a long time but still got plenty of sleep and woke up soon enough to eat a healthy breakfast.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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