tea time tim 

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.

the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers

tea time tim by natalie wilson March 29, 2019

Tea time 

When the tea is about to spill!

Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-

Tea time by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.

Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.

English Tea Time by The Shwastitute August 8, 2013

Tea Time Alarm 

An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.

The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.

Tea Time Alarm by Josher109 February 5, 2023

tea-time tug 

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

tea-time tug by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

tea time 

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

tea time by Your mom November 5, 2003

tea time 

A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.

Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.

Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.

tea time by Pimpers August 7, 2007