tea sex 

when a british person spills the tea and has sex at the same time.
pretty much karen behavior

'I'm writing a definition for tea sex because no one else will'

tea sex by straysungie March 26, 2021

sexy tea 

Venues in Taiwan where older men are intimately served by women of a similar age.

TLDR
Originated in 2021 during the Corona Virus pandemic. A Bloomberg reporter Tim Culpan wrote a piece on the state of Taiwan's epidemic, titled "Sexy Tea, the Lion King and Taiwan's Lost Innocence". This report with an interesting play in the title; described a past president of a well-known club named Lion Club International visiting such an establishment, and contracting COVID in the process.

Hey, you better not tell my wife I visited sexy tea.

sexy tea by taiwancanhelp June 5, 2021

sexy tea 

Its like the greatest food ever, can be bought from turkish black markets, full of viagra,
and also means that it is the sexiest and tastiest thing ever

- that is sexy tea

- robbo, your sexy tea

sexy tea by RoBBo(baghead) December 2, 2007

teasexual 

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

teasexual by hooschick27 September 21, 2016