A fresh, energized concoction of one part unsweetened iced tea and one part energy drink (tastes best with Red Bull sugar free). Best mix ratio is 4oz Red Bull for every 8oz tea.

An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.
Everyone in my office orders a Disaronno on the rocks at lunch and I want to enjoy the rest of my day, so I order a Red Tea.
by Sunneyvale September 19, 2012
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Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.
"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."
by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009
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The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.
(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”
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Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude
by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017
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Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.
Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."
by Hunter S. Thompson April 4, 2003
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A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant
Distill the life that's inside of me
by hoffmaniacal July 27, 2004
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Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.
guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?

guy 2: omg with who?

guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.

guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
by tea meaning July 25, 2018
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