North Jersey congressman whos politically stuck in the 1930's, presided over double-digit unemployment in paterson, votes for every tax increase. He does like the ladies, which makes him better than McGreevey!
A meal sized snack wrap who is constantly getting her phone snatched. May have Hivs but can somewhat throw it back. Thinks shes one of the bros. Only ever listens to rap. Is a part time wannabe baller and owns stock in snapchat. Never fails to secure the bag and has the same 5 songs on repeat on spotify.