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Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity
Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins
Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010
Related Words

tacoberry 

Since the vagina is so often refered to as a taco it just goes to follow that the clitoris be called a 'tacoberry'.

Tacoberry the other pink meat.

Slipping the hood back reveal a sweet pink tacoberry.
tacoberry by CheVolay June 27, 2010

Tarterrible 

This song is tarterrible
Tarterrible by rashadedism June 11, 2018

Tacoterror

The fear that you will not be able to find a toilet in the relative near future after consuming a large, greasy meal (Such as a Chipotle burrito)
It wasn't until John drove past the sign saying there weren't going to be any rest areas for another 100 miles that the tacoterror truly set in.

Susie knew the look in Frank's eyes when the restaurant's bathroom door had an out of order sign - tacoterror.
Tacoterror by Drgingerballz December 6, 2025