He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005
n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
by Twilight Veil March 17, 2004
by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006