tanted taco Share definition Flag When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes. That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco. tanted taco by dagogirl November 19, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the tanted taco mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch