Tanker Bar: The best bar in Portland Oregon. Home to the best Big Buck Hunter Pro Open Season players in the West Region. Famous for their bad ass bartenders, great drinks, awesome vibe, and Mr. Haywood Jablomie.
I was at Tanker Bar on Friday and I saw Andrew and Justin playing Buck Hunter, omg they are so good I want to get their autographs
by GangusKahn August 3, 2010
1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
by DakotaJay March 11, 2008
Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.
Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?
by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008
The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.
by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
by Buddy Lee April 6, 2003
A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014