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Getting drunk as hell

Did you see Duffy last night at the party, man he was tanked up

tanked up by J.D May 27, 2005

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Tanked Up

Not working properly, to include people or objects.

Not in it's original condition. Normally not useful in it's current condition.

More than messed up but not quite fucked up.

That guy's driving, face, and attitude are all tanked up.

After getting kicked a couple times, that vending machine is tanked up.

Tanked Up by Shi Shi and the Shmoop March 29, 2005

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Tanked Up • tanked up can hole • tacked up • tinked up • talked them up • upper tanker • tanked • tanked it • Tanked Off • Tanked Out

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

tanked up can hole by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

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tinked up

When an individual or group reach a level of ignorant littness.

Me and the girls driving the Dusse Boat tonight. We gone be tinked up at the function.

tinked up by $moneyRaerae July 23, 2019

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tacked up

Booked for a schedule

sorry i cant hang out im tacked up.

tacked up by Freevogue May 17, 2016

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talked them up

When you're talking about someone and they immediately call or show up where you're at, almost as if they knew you were talking about them.

Jesse: "I hate my fucking parents, they are such bitches..."

*Ring Ring*

Justin: "Dude, they're calling your phone right now!!"

Jesse: "Damn, I talked them up."

talked them up by theturtlegurl April 26, 2014

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upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

upper tanker by montez May 8, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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