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Tank Commander 

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.
Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history
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Tank commander 

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.
Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night
Tank commander by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

tank commander 

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time
hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife
tank commander by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Pulling a Tankcommader 

When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.
Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .

The tankcommader 

When you always play the victim card because you have no better way to make a comeback in an argument
With all hope lost, Ethan had to use the tankcommader with no better way to come back
The tankcommader by Waters0175 June 15, 2017
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