Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

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when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

tank commander by Doug W. February 11, 2008

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When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.

Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .

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When you always play the victim card because you have no better way to make a comeback in an argument

With all hope lost, Ethan had to use the tankcommader with no better way to come back

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