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Tangled Web of Lies 

When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.
"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"

Tangled in the web 

1. An untamed gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity.

2. In the mix; stuck in a situation that you can't get out of which could be good or bad.
Four tequila shots, nine beers, and one bock-tail later Mr. Youth was Tangled in the web.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008