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Tan Man
Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
Tan Man by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
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Tan Man
1. Concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the "melting pot" has totally "melted" and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.
1. Dude, do you see that pregnant Filipino lady holding hands with Lenny Kravitz? Yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won't release the Tan Man upon the world! 2. I saw Barack Obama on TV and he is the closest thing I have ever seen to the Tan Man. 3. Black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 4. White people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 5. Arabs, defend yourselves from...you get the idea.
Tan Man by S. J. W. H. February 1, 2007
Tan-man
A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.
big beefy tan man fan club
club est. 2021. started by the three coolest girls of all time and their experience with love at first sight. the big beefy tan man fan club is the elitist social club in the whole wide world.
big beefy tan man fan club by member1 October 6, 2021
Old Man Tan
The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.
Old Man Tan by Ballin Colin June 24, 2011
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