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A way to say “ you’re aren’t serious” or “ get outta here with that nonsense”. Supposed to be said after someone says something dumb, irrelevant, or stupidly funny.
“Omg I didn’t know that you were such a nice guy” TALOKO!!! IM NOT A NICE GUY
TALOKO by Bruhnig August 23, 2022
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talikodgenic

talikodgenic (ant. of photogenic)- the person is not beautiful thus he looks much better with his back on the camera
talikod- to turn back. Taken from the Filipino word for back/behind which is "likod".
eg.1 AA: "No wonder she didn't win the pageant...she's talikodgenic."
talikodgenic by back2kcab May 9, 2009

talonomics 

The way of making money by selling old slippers to old white women with no teeth.
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
talonomics by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007
(pronounced talk-hos)

the corporation in which prostitutes are judged on a point system and rated accordingly, such as a secret shopper system. the scale being greet the customer, anticipate their needs, offering a sample, a selling suggestion, being knowledgable and the parting comment.
talkohs, no not really....
talkohs by luckyfox44 January 5, 2010
1. The verbal art or science of using of words.
2. The art of rapping in the genre of hip-hop.
He had everybody convinced with his talkology.
Talkology by Jon Harrison September 1, 2005

taloogan 

a general term used for many different aspects of everyday life. describing feelings, actions & emphasizing a situation or emotion.
a) I'm absolutly talooganed!
b) an absolute piece of taloogan!
c) ben linton is an absolute taloogan when he drinks GOON!
d) "i'm absolutely talooganed!" aka J-vo and Shaneo

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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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