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Talmer is a dickhead, utterly disgusting human, is pathetic and shit at everything.

Is the type of person who would run over your dog with a car then give you 5 dollars and a 1970s Coca Cola bottle cap and says sorry.
Is annoying and the worst person to be around. Affiliating yourself with this person is a death wish, as you will be kicked out of every social group you have ever known.
“At least I’m not talmer!”
talmer by Number1talmerhater March 27, 2024
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side talker 

a person who stands 45 degrees to you when they talk to you
Do you notice that host on Dancing With The Stars always stands sideways when he talks? Yeah, he's one of those side talkers.
side talker by june t October 26, 2015
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Spirit of Tamera

Internet meme hailing from Twitter, referencing iconic 90s actress Tamera Mowry-Housley, meaning you're deeply attracted to a white man, which implies that Tamera's "spirit" is possessing you.

The meme is inspired by a heavily used gif of Tamera crying, while confessing she is called "white man's whore" by internet trolls, because of her interracial marriage to a white man. Also, she is often picked on by fans and her dear friend Loni Love, for her apparent predilection for white men.
Have you seen Chris Evans's new photoshoot? The spirit of Tamera is calling me.

I can't get over my obsession with Jon Hamm... The spirit of Tamera isn't giving me a break.
Spirit of Tamera by plansfornigel September 19, 2019

so talker 

A person who starts a sentence with the word "so"
She always says "so" before everything she says.
Yeah she's one of those so talkers.
so talker by june t June 12, 2019

Moose Tamer 

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).
Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....
Moose Tamer by adrajimmy December 9, 2010

So Talker 

A person who starts a sentence with the word "so."
Whenever that guy says anything, he says "so" first.
Yeah, he's one of those so talkers
So Talker by june t July 11, 2019

brat tamer 

Within the BDSM culture, a brat tamer is a dominant who disciplines a naughty or disobedient submissive partner (also called a brat). This is a way for the dominant to regain power over the submissive if the submissive is not participating accordingly.
"My girlfriend was acting like a brat, so I had to act like a brat tamer and punish her."
brat tamer by ff345 June 6, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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