Taking Cream 

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

Taking Cream by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Taking the cream

Taking the cream is when you get the easy part of the job!

I'm taking the cream today not Dave Reece

Taking the cream by pseudokaka November 1, 2017

Taking you for an ice cream 

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

Taking you for an ice cream by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008