To take someone on usually means to have sex with them, sometimes it refers to pulling or scoring them.
"Did you get far with that girl last night Dave?"
"Yep, took her home and took her on".
"Sarah's up for it, she's gonna take someone on"
"Yep, took her home and took her on".
"Sarah's up for it, she's gonna take someone on"
by LoMy February 26, 2014
Get the take someone on mug.A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
Get the Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about mug.Related Words
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