take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.
I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!
by hopelyannoyed December 12, 2016
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take a trump

the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals
Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?
by cowardly_pigeon January 27, 2016
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take a trump

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent
To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.
by Rogerdodgerer September 30, 2016
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Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.
by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!
Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"
by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016
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