1 definition by j-mannnnn

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017