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take a shit 

Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
take a shit by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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take a shit 

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit
take a shit by bluebear April 9, 2020

take a shit 

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature
"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"
take a shit by BMadz December 16, 2016

Take a shit 

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.
Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.
Take a shit by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

take a shit 

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.
person 1: “im going to take a shit
person 2: “ok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*
take a shit by dingleballs456 May 26, 2022

take a shit money 

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk
Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money
take a shit money by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

Take a shit fart 

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.
Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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