when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.
I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William
by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005