take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017

take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019

Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.

Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.

by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017

Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Taking a Trump

Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.

by frishy January 27, 2019

Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!

Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"

by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016