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taint smell 

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?
A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!
taint smell by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014
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taint smell 

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!
taint smell by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Taint-a-nice-smell 

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.
Taint-a-nice-smell by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

Taitt Smell 

A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have. (Noun)
Lent: " Yo that guy's Taitt Smell had gone into overdrive, and smells like rotten pineapples, dude. If you squint, it's like dripping off of him, viscous, white, and slightly translucent."

Dave: "Yeah, that's Taitt man."

Approved by the Taitt Smell Society™
*A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have.
Taitt Smell by TaittSmells September 18, 2021

Taint smeller 

When someone's smells someone's taint
Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.
Taint smeller by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015

Taitt Smell 

A stench of pure masculinity and testosterone. Women find it irresistable.
person 1 "whats that strong, masculine, attractive musk?"
person 2 "must be Taitt smell"
Taitt Smell by RuliaJ October 18, 2021

smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.
I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good
smelly taint by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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