pussy protection; the flesh area required by insurance companies to indemnify (cover) pussy corruption; assures no fresh poop meanders into close proximity to the vagina region; like a fence or terd levee.
this hippie chick who used to walk around for hours a day in parking lots at phish shows had a giant callus form on her taint.
by craig ellis johnson November 30, 2005
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<Dude> What do you call the area between the pussy and the ass?
<man> what?
<Dude> Taint. Taint ass. Taint pussy>
<man> why is it there?
<Dude> So you can carry it around like a six-pack
The area between the twat and the rectal sphinctor.
by Gito man June 03, 2005
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The Area in-between your vagina and your ass.

NOT BALL SAC AND ASS.
Bailey's taint has an excessive amount of hair spreading outward to her ass cheeks.
by Jessica VonSchroeder January 24, 2007
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The demilitarized zone between a women's snapper and asshole. Highly effective in keeping your tongue in the right hole when its dark.
David was a little drunk and kind of sloppy when he went down on her. Fortunately before he could get too low, he knew he had hit her taint and with alarm, moved his face north quickly. He had a sense that she was a little disappointed.
by GoldbergDLW November 14, 2007
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T'ain't pussy T'ain't ass
Man I hit a hard spot. That that Taint pussy or ass.
by junks March 17, 2008
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The not so fuzzy region between the browneye and the pink abyss.
Also know as the vaganus.
Riding the unicycle gave my taint a bloody rash.
by TheTaintBandit January 05, 2005
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