Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004

tablelands 

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton

Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me

tablelands by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016

tanielandchad

Most guys with the name Chads soulmates name often start with the letter T .That being said the name Taniel represents a smart,beautiful,kind,crazy(in a good way) and sexy yound lady Chad representing the same but only in a male version.My personal opinion is that if your name is Taniel and you know a Chad,thats your soulmate.If youre Chad and you know a Taniel,thats your soulmate.

tanielandchad are in love

tanielandchad by Beyonce jou mase November 22, 2021

tabletard 

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

tabletard by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010

tableman 

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.

Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?

tableman by tableman69 June 4, 2018

tablevangelized 

When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.

Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.

Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.

“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.

Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”

“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?

Nah I just got tablevangelized.”

tablevangelized by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021