table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

by Drew M. November 28, 2006

Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.

Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.

by -Angel- September 9, 2011