table dick
Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder
table dick by Fuck a twig April 7, 2017
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Put your dick on the table
Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.
We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
Put your dick on the table by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014
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Put Your Dick on the Table
A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
Put Your Dick on the Table by shit_tits4 November 15, 2010
Dicks On Table
When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
Dicks On Table by qaswe April 29, 2009
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