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ain't pussy
Someone who will never ever score any pussy, for any number of reasons, including hygiene, habits or the plain old inability to talk to women. Shortened from ain't never gonna get any pussy.
ain't pussy by tehlulz1 February 9, 2010
I don’t eat pussy
1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.
2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.
2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
I don’t eat pussy by nutella137 July 18, 2020
I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting
I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018
Don’t Be A Pussy
“pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”, therefore it is saying do not be a coward.
person 1: let’s go on that roller coaster at six flags that goes in a loop!
person 2: no way that’s terrifying!!
person 1: come on man, don’t be a pussy
person 2: no way that’s terrifying!!
person 1: come on man, don’t be a pussy
Don’t Be A Pussy by sandysally November 11, 2017
You can't have your pussy and eat it too
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
pussy ain't got no face
A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
pussy ain't got no face by Nick D August 18, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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