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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

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People will think it's Doesn't, but it really isn't, it's

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It does not matter but it can, and twasn't at the same time.

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She Ain't You

"She doesn't compare to you." This is something a guy would say to his girl in the case of his girl being jealous of another girl, he says this to reassure her that no other girl compares to her.
Girl: Who was that girl you were talking to, huh?

Guy: Baby she ain't you, you have nothing to worry about.

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe 

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does 

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.
Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does