szaffi 

a really cute cat that belongs to my best friend. I've never met her in person but shes really fun and cute!!

E: Look! Szaffi's here!

szaffi by ur fav asian December 4, 2022

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

staffie juice 

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.

Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.

staffie juice by berinda55 March 8, 2012

Saffiya 

An awesome girl who every boy falls for, all the girls are jealous of and always knows what to wear. Shes got that confident aura that makes everyone want to be around her. You want to be a Saffiya.

I wish I was like Saffiya. Everyone loves her!

Saffiya by anonymous.funny June 15, 2018

saffiah 

saffiah is sexy,cute and adventurous. she loves to travel and is very close with nature. mess with her friends though, and saffiah can seriously mess you up. Saffiah will one day be famous or known as an alter ego.

''Bro have you seen that singer, saffiah?''
'' yeh, she is totally wicked''

saffiah by dolan5624 June 3, 2017

Spaffically 

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021