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swinography 

Cheap pornography found in rural areas and depicts naked women.
Why did you waste your money on that swinography

scornography 

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.
"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.
scornography by camidon January 5, 2012

Spornography 

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.
Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).
Spornography by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

Sporenography 

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.
Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC
Sporenography by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

spoonography 

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter
1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"
spoonography by Keith Moon November 21, 2005

sonography 

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.
Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.
sonography by metawave January 24, 2019