Sworder

1)One who swords. A man with an uncontrolable urge to swing swords around his head, and if possible kill/ destroy anything in sight.

2)Can be used as an insult for a cheater.

1)Markus the sworder chopped off his buddy's arm.
2)"That F**king sworder banged my girlfriend."

by Mark Sainz May 13, 2006

sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

by KHD September 25, 2003

pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

sworker

contraction of 'social worker'

That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally

by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

swonderful

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful

"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*

by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005