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Swoll House 

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
Swoll House by Young Andro July 14, 2011

You stole my goddamn house! 

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.
Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

swollhouse 

a huge ridiculously strong dude. probably roided a ton in high school or currently is in high school roiding.
That dude's a swollhouse, he benchpresses the benchpress.
swollhouse by huge mcguge September 30, 2010