Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.
1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."
Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."
2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."
(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"
3. "It's shizatch time!"
"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".
"Is she on the pilldude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.