swensson

To lie, cheat, pilfer, or otherwise degrade someone, usually covertly.

John swenssoned the shit out of Janey when he banged her and posted pictures of it on the internet.

by ElJangler July 15, 2006

swensson

v., To forcefully remove a bicycle from a bike rack. Usual method of accomplishing this task involves grasping a bicycle and quickly lifting it in an effort to snap the lock on it.

Bobby thought the hurricane had damaged his bike, but he later learned it had been Swenssoned

by The jangler November 30, 2005

Swenson

People who came from Sweden with the original name of Svenson. Most Swenson's are extreamly stubberon (which can be a good or a bad thing), have a strong sence of right and wrong, and get really pissed off when you mess with the people the care about and or love. If you wish to be with a Swenson be prepared to deal with these things.

A man insulted the wife of a Swenson and therefore he was locked in the back of a moving van wrapped in shrink wrap for the remainder of the day.

by Amour2013 March 7, 2011

ryan swenson

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.

That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.

by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Pull a Svensson

To promise an epic experience such as a Disney World made out of Bacon, and then deliver a wooden stick

I went to a Hackaton, but ohhh that guy did really pull a Svensson on us

by jerkan August 16, 2016

Svensson

The most swedish sur - name you can ever think of,

The Holder Of it is also awezome ALWAYS
If you say the opposite you shall be crushed like the little ant you are cause you are probably named Atia Or Sabir!

Woow There's Svensson "ROLL OUT THE CARPET!"

by MyHouseIsOrange!1!! September 7, 2009