The term used to describe a person who lurks within their dorm (or in Argo rm. 205) plotting out ways in which to lurk unsuspecting women to the room. Not to be confused with a stalker, or a creep, the sweecemonster is genteel and affable, only along further investigation is his true ripping nature exposed.
Girl 1: Have you seen Charth Poskshi today?
Girl 2: No I haven't, but that sweecemonster has been up to somethingstrange lately...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'