Smeedophilia 

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

Smeedophilia by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Speedophiliac 

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

Semenophilia 

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

Semenophilia by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

swedophilia 

Sexual pleasure involving one or more Swedish people (generally alive).

He clearly has swedophilia, due to the fact that he exclusively dates swedes.

swedophilia by bdavis1531 October 27, 2012