Sweaty monkey 

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

Sweaty monkey by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex 

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)

Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018

sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

Sweat Monkey

Racial slur for a female Pakistani.

Fucking sweat monkeys stank like shit.

Sweat Monkey by Flosheezy March 15, 2009

sweaty boob money 

Money used to pay for purchases that is wet or damp from being in your bra

She paid me for her beer with sweaty boob money.

sweaty boob money by stamble January 11, 2014

Sweatmonkey 

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.

Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.

Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020

Sweatmonkey 

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.

Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.

Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 10, 2020