sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 20, 2003

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

by juggy mcnippleton March 25, 2011

Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008