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sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant
1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."
sweat pant boner by D-bo January 20, 2007

passenger seat boner 

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

Boner Sweats 

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

Boner Sweats 

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

sweet boners dude 

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.
I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!
sweet boners dude by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026