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swat twat 

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
swat twat by Segwave April 18, 2017
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Twat Swat 

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.
Twat Swat by SaraBeez May 18, 2009

Swat the Twat 

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
Swat the Twat by PercyJones March 24, 2012

twat swat 

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
twat swat by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twat-swat 

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
twat-swat by dave.g September 9, 2008

Twat Swat 

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
Twat Swat by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat swat 

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
twat swat by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008
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