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Swamp Balls 

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap
I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!
Swamp Balls by Tim February 9, 2004

Swamp Balls 

The feeling when you nutsack is very sweaty and you cannot relieve yourself any other way than letting them catch a nice breath of fresh air
Oh Noah, I gotta bad case of them Swamp Balls
Swamp Balls by Sweaty Ballsangna September 29, 2011

Swamp balls 

When your balls get so sweaty that they chafe and become irritated.
It was so hot at work today i got swamp balls and had to sprinkle baby powder on them to stop the pain.
Swamp balls by Schaeferbklyn October 6, 2015

Swamp Balls 

Swamp Balls is the action of having a constipated face on because, you don't wear underwear on a hot sweaty day, and your ball-sac gets stuck to your thighs, in which you then have to put your hands down your pants and fix them nuttsssss.
Karen: Ayo Danny what's wrong, you look mad constipated.
Danny: Nahhh man, I just got Swamp Balls.
Karen: Ahhh Shit, I hate those.
Swamp Balls by Kbeans August 9, 2009

Swamp Balls 

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.
-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
Swamp Balls by Nitti9 October 9, 2011

Ball Swamp 

A horrible disgusting odor that comes from the stench of having not washed the male genetalia for many days and the male testicles brew in the odiferous ball sweat thus creating the ball swamp
Dude, I was gaming for 3 days straight and now I got a total ball swamp
Ball Swamp by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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