swampdemon

A creature that prowls the southern swamps of the united states and Mexico

Lindsay lohan is a swampdemon

by buck buck May 18, 2014

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampdonk

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Swampdonkey

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

swampmonster

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

by Cyn City June 25, 2006