swaink

something fancy or expencive

"hey, thats a swaink computer."

"thanx. i just handed out a good helpin of roflberry pwncakes to some n00b."

"sweet!"

by Kwizz September 19, 2006

Josh Swain

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021

swinky

Swingers who are kinky

Do you want to go to a SWINKY party with me girl swingers kinksters

by DARQ October 2, 2017

swainbank

A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)

It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.

I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.

by bentharge March 3, 2011

Mr. Swain

A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.

Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.

by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swankified

To be all swanky, pimped out, snazzy, snazzified.

the party was swankified.

by Ronnyrocket November 14, 2010