Anime with hella swag
"Yo nigga I was just watching that swagime yesterday bruh it was dopey bruh on jah you finna netflix and chill it w me homie?"
"Nigga you gay bruh but why not fr"
"Nigga you gay bruh but why not fr"
by Than(at)os February 22, 2019
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by waveo June 15, 2011
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2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!
1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!
1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!
by Jayboyee March 2, 2011
Get the Swagmeister mug.A very cute yellow turtle that practices occultism.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.
In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.
Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.
In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.
Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.
John Dee: That Swagmegistus fucker told us to swap wives.
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?
by Swagmegistus November 7, 2022
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1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.
Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.
2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.
Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.
3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.
1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.
Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.
2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.
Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.
3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.
Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.
by refinedhippie July 10, 2012
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Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000
by God Damn It June 23, 2014
Get the swagometer mug.-Similar to the measurement of the loudness of a sound, the "swagibel" is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical and mental quantity relative to a specified or implied reference level.
-Derived from the Latin term "decibels", swagibels are a measure of the loudness or apparentness of a said persons swag.
-Derived from the Latin term "decibels", swagibels are a measure of the loudness or apparentness of a said persons swag.
"dude, I was trying to mack on that girl but I was only running like 3 swagibels"
"Oh man! You were flowing sooo many swagibels! You were the life of that party!"
"I'm tired I accidentally left my swag on last night and I was running at like 117 swagibels"
"Oh man! You were flowing sooo many swagibels! You were the life of that party!"
"I'm tired I accidentally left my swag on last night and I was running at like 117 swagibels"
by shhheeeahhhh March 30, 2010
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