swagime 

Anime with hella swag

"Yo nigga I was just watching that swagime yesterday bruh it was dopey bruh on jah you finna netflix and chill it w me homie?"

"Nigga you gay bruh but why not fr"

swagime by Than(at)os February 22, 2019

Swagamemnon 

Commander of the Greeks during the Brojan War, used in modern English to identify an individual with mythological amounts of swagger

Yo, Rashid get so many bitches all the time, that dude shoulda been named Swagamemnon.

Swagamemnon by waveo June 15, 2011

Swagmeister 

One's ability to have way too much swag.

2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!

Swagmeister by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

Swagmegistus 

A very cute yellow turtle that practices occultism.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.

In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.

Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.

John Dee: That Swagmegistus fucker told us to swap wives.
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?

Swagmegistus by Swagmegistus November 7, 2022

Swagmentum

{swag-MEN-tuhm} noun, plural Swagmenta {-tuh}, Swagmentums

1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.

Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.

2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.

Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.

3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.

Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.

Swagmentum by refinedhippie July 10, 2012

swagometer 

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

swagibels 

-Similar to the measurement of the loudness of a sound, the "swagibel" is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical and mental quantity relative to a specified or implied reference level.

-Derived from the Latin term "decibels", swagibels are a measure of the loudness or apparentness of a said persons swag.

"dude, I was trying to mack on that girl but I was only running like 3 swagibels"

"Oh man! You were flowing sooo many swagibels! You were the life of that party!"

"I'm tired I accidentally left my swag on last night and I was running at like 117 swagibels"

swagibels by shhheeeahhhh March 30, 2010