zwei

The German word for two.

Hey, I can count in German: eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf...

by dudepersonman September 1, 2008

Zwei

The verbal word of the sound a lightsaber makes as it travels through the air.

Mitch: Hey Andrew, wanna play lightsabers?
Andrew: Sure, Mitch.
Mitch: Can I be green?
Andrew: Yeah. *turns lightsaber on* (lightsaber moves through the air) sounds like ZWEI

by reddragonofnoob March 30, 2008

zwei

Pimp who cock slaps hot girlss

yo yeah he just pulled a zwei with courtney

by klein April 4, 2004

zwei

mad ass pimp

"yo did u see him with like 10 girls beggin to suck his cock? that man is such a zwei"

by pimpette April 3, 2004

zwei asakura

teh l33t shinobi of the green Hollow

see shinobi

"Thanx for the stuff
--Zwei Asakura"

by Essential Names for the Shinobi April 4, 2005

Zwei zupfen

A phrase used when you play a draw two card in Uno. Most of the time it used in a provocative way and aims to anger the person who has two draw the cards. Often the phrase is enhanced by putting swear words at the end of it.

So, du darfst jetzt erst mal Zwei zupfen du Gooflord

by 123minnecrafter February 15, 2024

Zweist

When someone starts questioning decisions you have made for them, so you tell them to chill out, because noone will care.

A: Dude, should we work on the lyrics more?
B: Just put zweist in it.
A: OK, I that does sound like an english word.

by Lord Mikynsky February 17, 2022