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The German word for two.
Hey, I can count in German: eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf...
zwei by dudepersonman September 1, 2008
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The verbal word of the sound a lightsaber makes as it travels through the air.
Mitch: Hey Andrew, wanna play lightsabers?
Andrew: Sure, Mitch.
Mitch: Can I be green?
Andrew: Yeah. *turns lightsaber on* (lightsaber moves through the air) sounds like ZWEI
Zwei by reddragonofnoob March 30, 2008
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Pimp who cock slaps hot girlss
yo yeah he just pulled a zwei with courtney
zwei by klein April 4, 2004
"yo did u see him with like 10 girls beggin to suck his cock? that man is such a zwei"
zwei by pimpette April 3, 2004

zwei asakura 

teh l33t shinobi of the green Hollow

see shinobi
"Thanx for the stuff
--Zwei Asakura"

Zwei zupfen 

A phrase used when you play a draw two card in Uno. Most of the time it used in a provocative way and aims to anger the person who has two draw the cards. Often the phrase is enhanced by putting swear words at the end of it.
So, du darfst jetzt erst mal Zwei zupfen du Gooflord
Zwei zupfen by 123minnecrafter February 15, 2024
When someone starts questioning decisions you have made for them, so you tell them to chill out, because noone will care.
A: Dude, should we work on the lyrics more?
B: Just put zweist in it.
A: OK, I that does sound like an english word.
Zweist by Lord Mikynsky February 17, 2022
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