SWABS 

Sweaty Ass and Ball's

It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS.

SWABS by Kat929 September 19, 2010

swabs 

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.

that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!

swabs by g-ring April 1, 2007

Swabs VHS 

It's all good. Or don't worry about it, it's fine.

"My girlfriend told me she can't go to the movie tonight. It's Swabs VHS though because I wanted to dump that booty anyway!"

Swabs VHS by Swagger Wagger jr. February 25, 2017

Hobbled by Swabs 

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

Hobbled by Swabs by YAWA April 17, 2020

Punking Swabs 

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.

Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'

Punking Swabs by Tone Booya November 9, 2008

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

swaby 

to be fitter than the average bear

swabster, swafer, swaby, swabe, swabzilla, swabsy, beanie wearin swaber, SWABY!!!!!!

swaby by stavros. K February 11, 2003