SWABS

Sweaty Ass and Ball's

It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS.

by Kat929 September 19, 2010

swab

A sailor. Disparaging.

This term, frequently used by non-sailors to refer to sailors, is most likely a contraction of the term "swabbie" or "swabby", presumably derived from the notion of sailors "swabbing the deck". "Swabbie/y" is currently in use only among the elderly; "swab" is the more common term among young people.

Typically applied to sailors of the U.S. Navy.

When the ships come in, all the swabs come down to the bars to get drunk.

by osofuchi August 15, 2005

swab

Super weak ass bitch.

Me: Bro, you comin out tonight?

Bro: Nah, I'd rather stay home and do something lame.

Me: Stop being a swab.

by Brolociraptor11 March 19, 2011

Swab

To "swab" is to perform in the act of female masturbation, or to finger a female.

The past tense would be "Swabbed".

Ex.

Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab."

Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!"

Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!"
Katie: "Sorry...I just swabbed."

by Cela J. August 28, 2012

Swabbed

When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?

by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020

Swab

Slang for female masturbation. Coined by a female caller to the Big O and Dukes radio show.

Caller: "I swab to the sex scene in Monster's Ball."

by Chad Michael Michaels March 19, 2008

SWAB

SWAB stands for Slithering Wanker at the Bottom. It is when one decides to plunge from a high area to the ground and they are an idiot for doing so and thus injure themselves and all they have left to do is slither around at the bottom.

" I got upset and decided to SWAB"

by agentC March 11, 2015