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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
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face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

puspiration 

{noun} Pronunciation: \\PEUSS•pih•RAY•shin\\ (1) vaginal moisture, (2) clever amalgamation of the words "pussy" and "perspiration," or sweat, (3) is it hot in here or is it your MOM??
"This muggy jungle weather! My panties are simply DRIPPING WET with puspiration," proclaimed a sweating Sweetpetia.

sexpirational 

adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.
That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.
sexpirational by Panqueque February 6, 2012

sexpiration date 

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.
"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"
sexpiration date by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

Sexpiration Date 

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"
Sexpiration Date by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010

sexpiration 

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether
I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.
sexpiration by Craig January 18, 2005